Today we are gathered here to celebrate the life of our good friend Mr. Domino's Pizza. We ask that God bless the dearly departed, and keep him. Tragically he died the other night due to a severe case of food poisoning. Sadly when he passed he was working on his master plan. Which was to be the largest distributor of good food, at a good price, for the entire world. Sadly I feel even though he could never be totally replaced, that Mr. Papa Johns Pizza will be able to step in and at least try to fill the void. Their great crust and garlic butter dipping sauce that comes with every pie will do well to smooth things over. I feel that Domino's had a very special place among the people. He was always there for the working man or woman. Anytime some one needed to get out of a jam, he was there to save the day. Honestly he was such a good friend to all man, woman, and child. I know he will be truly missed by all. Sadly though I would have to say that he will be missed the most by our youth. Our college students. You know who you are. The boys and girls sitting there studying and cramming in there dorms, frats, and sororities. He was always there for you night and day. Whether it was for a snack to give you that extra energy to study, or for you athletes for a delicious pre-game meal. We all know he will be missed most by you. In closing I would like to say that even though Domino's Pizza is gone, his spirit will live on forever.
RIP Domino's Pizza
Gone But Not Forgotten
RIP Domino's Pizza
Gone But Not Forgotten








